February 2012
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craznbee asked: Two more weeks until we are reunited with taxi butts. <3
Sorry Mom!
Sam: REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DOG WAS NAMED SAM AND I WAS MAD?!?!
Me: IT'S NAME WAS ACTUALLY SAMMY.
Me: SAMMY.
Me:
Me:
Me: SAMMY.
Me:
Me: SAMMY.
Me: SAMMY.
Sam: WHATDOYOUFUCKINGWANT?!?!?!?!
Me: Shake.
Sam: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Sorry Mom!
Me: (playing Nintendogs) SANTANA.
Me:
Me:
Me: SANTANA.
Me:
Me:
Me: SANTANA.
Me:
Me: SANTANA.
Me: SANTANA.
Me: Sit.
Me: Sit.
Me: Sit.
Me: Sit.
Mom: AIYA. I'M SITTING IN BED.
Sam: REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DOG WAS NAMED SAM AND I WAS MAD?!?!
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the proctologist's daughter: Go to Wikipedia and... →
sea-froth:
nakedbearladies:
rare-basement:
piratefaafy:
zincfingers:
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manbroidery:
pennynickels:
beefranck:
lindstifa:
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tj:
everythinginthesky:
Paul Foley (admiral)
TJ: Pulse Duration.
Hanover–Würzburg high-speed railway.
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Kenneth Mackenzie, 4th Earl of Seaforth
…holy crap, my gentials are fancy
1998 Baltimore Ravens season
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karlajosephine asked: Rate Your Friends.
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“Do you think they would be mad if I brought this Big Gulp into Red Lobster?”
– Britney “Twinning” Roque.
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Hamburglars and axe murglars.
“There’s something I don’t trust about that guy.”
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“Go to a strip club on Father’s Day and shout “I’M PROUD OF YOU” to the strippers”
– Tracy Jordan on how to pick up women (via aquaticcosmos
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